The other night I couldn’t sleep. Wisconsin was having one of its crazy fits of weather and we’d gone from cold and rainy to thunderous and muggy in a matter of hours. I tried everything. I read for awhile, I moved around, I turned off every light I could think of. Wide awake! So I flipped the TV on to zone out for awhile and what did I find?
Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet my Newest Guilty Pleasure:
Dance Moms Miami
Please, let me tell you more! Staying up until 3am watching this crew, I’ve learned a lot.
Victor and Angel: Longtime friends, Victor Smalley and Angel Armas, are the owners and choreographers of Stars Dance Studio. Their motto: “Turning Kids Into Dancers and Dancers into Stars.” Victor you may recognize as he is now heavily requested for his choreography after being a finalist on Season Six of “So You Think You Can Dance.” Victor is the young, mostly heart, pep talker of the duo, and Angel is the business side, very disciplined, with high expectations for his dancers. Together, they’re shaping their dance team into professionals, learning when it’s time to work, you work, always earning your place on top of The List, a weekly breakdown of each dancer’s performance and behavior. Positioning on The List earns you chances for solo competition.
Ani and Kimmy: Are you ready for this? Meet the only sweet pair in the bunch. Kimmy is an adorable and kind hearted perfectionist. She was recently given a solo to a song all about being bad, and the girl had never done anything bad! Her homework assignment was to misbehave. You know what she did?! Another dancer threw pistachios at her, and she threw them back! Scandalous!
Ani is also the only adorable mom. Staying out of the drama for the most part, her only anxieties show when she watches how hard her daughter practices to dance perfectly.
Abby and Sammy: New mom on the block, Abby, better prepare herself as daughter Sammy climbs The List. The other moms have their claws out and ready.
Which brings me to Debi and Hannah. While I love how hard Hannah tries and the fun she clearly has dancing, her mom is a new form of batsh*t crazy! Whether it’s gossiping, using the other moms as her minions, or full on sabotoge, Debi’s got it covered.
Susan and Jessi: Rivaling Debi for the Most Crazy Mom award is Susan. As daughter Jessi is the oldest and been working with Victor and Angel longest, there’s some entitlement issues happening here! But Jessi recently went to the bottom of The List after her poor sportsmanship was caught on camera, ripping the team’s trophy out of her teammate’s hands! Tsk, tsk!
But the pressure is totally on. Jessi’s mom is ridiculously tough on her daughter to the point where Victor and Angel stepped in to tell her stop trying to train her at home because she’s coming to class tired! After the whole trophy fiasco and teary apology scene, Victor gave Jessi a hug and a “there, there.” Angel was immediately on him for reinforcing bad behavior to which Victor replied, “It’s not her fault her mom is crazy!” That might be my favorite line of the show!
Lastly, there’s Brigette and Lucas. As the only boy in the group, Lucas, often gets to shine. He’s an amazing dancer and his mother is his biggest fan. Brigette is the lightswitch of the group, if Lucas is on top, she’s all happy and shiny, but if he has a bad week, expect things to go dark…quickly.
Check out this hilarious video of the team’s group number to the song “City Boy.”
So, what exactly did I learn from this new guilty pleasure that seemed absolutely amazing at 3 am in the morning?!
- Be fierce!
- Work hard!
- Own your mistakes, then let them go.
- Dance Moms are Crazy People!
- It’s not your fault if your mom’s loco!
Thanks for stopping by you guys! I had too much fun gushing over this guilty pleasure! What’s been your latest guilty find? And stick around for one more fun video – where the Dance Moms show you there favorite dance moves!
I know it’s not Guilty Pleasure Friday, but maybe, just maybe, this little confessional couldn’t wait. As many of you know, I’ve been a busy bee at work with inventory, which means I’m living nocturnally at the moment, hence the later postings. But I’ve been preparing. When someone works the hours of 4pm to 3am and 7pm to 5am, it throws off your sleep schedule! So, I’ve stocked up on guilty pleasure TV to watch when I get home and I’m wound up, or when I wake up at 2 in the afternoon still tired!
Ok, little known fact about me. *cough* I used to be in Show Choir. It’s not something I would normally admit. Truth is, for all the time I spent wishing I was in it, the glitz and glamour that is crusty hairsprayed hair and scratchy sequin costumes is not all it’s cracked up to be. Someday I’ll tell you all about how the director said I ruined his show when I got my hair cut. True story.
For now, I’m enjoying a little blast down memory lane while watching GLEE. Yep, there, I’ve admitted it. I started watching GLEE. The completely over the top TV dramedy about a show choir at Mt. McKinley High. The newly reformed “New Directions” Glee Club is full of misfits, misfits who just happen to sing their asses off. The key performers are Rachel, the mildly annoying, goody-two-shoes, up and coming starlet played by Lea Michelle, who’s been doing lots of interviews lately and is sometimes made fun of for her impeccable posture during said interviews. It really is kind of unhuman.
Then there’s Finn, the football quarterback/lead male vocalist? Finn is your all American guy who can’t ever quite decide if he’ll suck up the popularity contest and actually stay in Glee, even if it means getting slushie dumped all over you.
You can’t not take notice of Mercedes, the show’s other stellar singer find! She’s a young Beyonce’/Jennifer Hudson kind of gal! I don’t understand why her clothes have so many neon stripes going on all the time, but I’m no fashionista.
And my other favorite is Kirk. Kirk is kind of the stereotypical gay kid character, but I really like him anyway. He’s hilarious. I think my favorite moment is when he helps lead the football team to victory by getting them to dance and loosen up. It’s pretty awesome.
Still don’t believe me that you should probably watch Glee?
If that video alone doesn’t excite you, then let me introduce to you quite possibly my favorite character on the show: Sue Sylvester. Played by Jane Lynch, a favorite actress of mine, Sue only wears Adidas track suits and she coaches the school’s money-making Cheerleading team, the Cheerios! For years, Sue’s been on top of the teaching world because her team always wins and her group gets pretty much all the funding. (Their uniforms are dry cleaned in Europe!) Now that Will Schuester, the Spanish teacher, took over Glee Club, these kids are giving Sue a run for her money. But she is no easy villain to back down. Listen to these hilarious clips of Sue’s plans:
Aren’t you already just a little bit hooked? Don’t you feel that hours spent surfing YouTube videos all about this cast is time well spent? I do. I’m now a “Gleek”.
If you’ll excuse me, I have Season 2 to pick up from the library. What guilty pleasure got you going this week?