For five years of my teenage life I was video store girl. It’s time you all knew. It’s still probably my favorite job I’ve ever had. The store was three blocks from my house, I’d get free movies anytime, and I had keys to the store-so I mean anytime! You know how new releases come out on Tuesdays? I previewed them all on mondays! It was the best. And I watched A LOT of movies back then! Here are some of my favorite off the wall films.
Dummy: Adrien Brody stars in this offbeat comedy about a man who’s at the end of his ropes. Fired from his job, Brody’s character, Steven, decides to become a ventriloquist. He also really wants to date his unemployment counselor, played by Vera Farmiga. His best friend, Fangora, exceptionally acted by Milla Jovovich (who some like myself may love from The 5th Element) is a desperate woman dealing with her sick mom and trying to start a band. Any band. Other cast favorites include Illeana Douglas as Steven’s sister and Jessica Walter (the mom, Lucille, on Arrested Development) as Steven’s mother. You’ll love every awkward moment of Steven’s life, I swear!
Oscar: Some people love Rocky movies. I prefer to take my Stallone in the form of this enchanted mobster movie. Sylvester Stallone plays “Snaps” Provolone, a newly retired mobster trying to make his home presentable while under FBI surveillance. His daughter is played by Marissa Tomei, and she’s in love with anyone who’ll take her away. His other daughter just appeared for the first time today on his doorstep. And there are three leather bags shuffling around the whole time: one with 1000’s of dollars, one with expensive jewels, and one with the maid’s underwear! Tim Curry is an excellent supporting actor as the speech therapist, Dr. Poole. All English buffs will get a kick out of this film.
And this blog wouldn’t be MY blog if it didn’t have a little paranormal nod and tribute to Jane Austen.
High Spirits: A group of American tourists travel to a legendary haunted castle in England for a getaway. The staff knows the place is going under. But the manager, Peter O’Toole, has better plans: he’ll make it haunted! Charading his team around as ghosts and banshees, he’ll try to frighten the guests who’ve come. What no one expected is that the place is haunted, and now the ghosts are out for some vengeful fun. Starring Steve Guttenberg and Daryl Hannah as
starcrossed physically and elementally troubled lovers, this will be a unique movie to watch. Supporting actors include Peter Gallagher, Beverly D’Angelo, Jennifer Tilly, and Martin Ferrero as the tourists.
Pride and Prejudice: An updated classic with a wardrobe like Clueless: College Years, Kam Heskin stars as Elizabeth Bennett. The plot is the same, but the Bennett sisters are comprised of college roommates instead, all of them looking for love. Elizabeth is an aspiring author, and Will Darcy just happens to own a publishing firm. A few characters are missing, such as the Bennett parents. The mother is really represented by a newly published book called The Pink Bible that is selling out fast. A few other fun spins include Jane’s character as a latina and Charles Bingley has made his riches by creating music cds for canines! It’s a complete romp with fabulously quotable lines and I’ve shared it with all my Austen-crazed girlfriends. You really ought to too.
Have you seen any of these flicks? What are your favorite off the wall films? Share them in the comments and they could be my next featured Guilty Pleasures: Off the Wall films!