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Things Joe Says When He’s Sleeping

Joe Sleeping Cartoon

Exhibit A: Joe sleeping

My fiance talks in his sleep. And nothing he says makes sense.

The conversations he has while sleeping rarely relate to anything we’ve done during the day. Although I guess I could count the time we watched The Walking Dead one Sunday night and he muttered this gem while asleep:

Joe: Why are there no zombies in Australia?

Me: What?

Joe: *shouts* WHY??

Who shouts in their sleep about zombie settlements?!

In the words of my mother, “You’re not allowed to watch those shows before bedtime anymore.”

This weekend, he apparently was quoting movie lines in his sleep, but I didn’t get the reference. All I heard was this:

Joe: Be happy in your work, Pear.

Me: What?

Joe: Be happy in your work, Pear.

Me: Who’s Pear?

Joe: You are. You’re my little Pear Juice.

Me: *shakes head, rolls over, goes back to bed*

He was quoting lines from the movie, Club Dread, a film we watched MONTHS ago.

There’s a Pac-Man like maze in the movie where the employees dress up like fruit.

 You better run, Banana!

I can only hope that the ludicrous things coming out of his mouth continue and that this can become a reoccurring blog series. Sure he’s talking about zombie migration and bad Broken Lizard films today, but tomorrow who knows? He just might solve world peace!

But if he doesn’t, you can bet I’ll have lots more to write about. 😉

So thanks, Joe, for keeping it entertaining!

Your Little Pear Juice, or whatever,

Jess

Do you talk in your sleep? Does your partner?
What strange quirks do you or your partner have?

 

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