Jess Witkins claims the title Perseverance Expert. From party crashing as an Oops Baby to paving her way through pop culture, Jess explores it all. Her special skills include: Pretending to be an orphan, severe allergic reactions to the sun, hanging out in coffee shops, and quoting movie lines from the Oscar winning film, Spaceballs.
…What do you mean Spaceballs never won an Oscar? You’re joking!…
…You’re not joking?…
…I need to think about this…
…Despite your, and apparently the Academy’s, lack of appreciation for Spaceballs, I’ve decided we can still be friends…
Hang out with me on my blog where I attempt to make pathetic look cool. You’re welcome to laugh with me, or at me, as I find the humorous side in life.
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BEWARE: This blog is not safe to read.
Side Effects May Include: Running into Circus Cages, Drinking Wine from a Canteen, and Laughing So Hard You Poop Your Pants. Enjoy!
P.S. These things are true: The Day I Smashed My Face at Circus World, Left for Dead in Hixon Forest, and Love Means Never Having to Say You’re Sorry (for Sh*tting Your Pants).
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Jess Witkins is a freelance writer and blogger who specializes in humorous essays. She also writes about pop culture, women’s issues, relationship and career advice, and the nonprofit issues near and dear to her heart. She is commonly featured in the entertainment and culture magazine, Seven, and online at The Indie Chicks.